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What's Up With Fart

When talk about fart, people will automatically laugh. We heard about fart stories before from our friends, family or even ourselves. For me, fart is a normal thing and nothing gross about it. Even if my friends farted, I will just laugh. People who never fart is not normal. I have a fart story too, it happens two years ago when I was still in technical school. Just the day before, I had stomach problem, I keep fart and fart. I wondered maybe I had food poisoning. The next day, after school, I was having a lunch with my girlfriend, out of nowhere, I farted in front of my girlfriend. Then she looked at me, "Did you just farted?" I said "No". She said, "Stop lying!! Look at your pants, you just shit on it!!. Then my face turned red and I knew she didn't like people fart near her or what so ever. From that day also, we "break off" because she though I was gross and she just couldn't forget about that moment. Well, actually she puke after that..lol..But that was the funniest fart moment in my entire life and now, I'm not that type of guy anymore..

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Another Fart Story

A candidate for a post of officer not even one minute went out from the interview room. The other candidates waiting outside then asked"Damn!!That was really short, why?". Then the candidate said, "I just answered their question accurately, that's why it's just came out to be a short interview".

They asked again, "Wow!! You're good, what was the question actually?"
"Well. it's pretty easy, the chairman asked me, did you just fart?" Then I answered "Yes Sir!! I just farted, then he told me to get out!!

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Just Another Fart Facts

Washington: It might sounds funny and ridiculous but hospital staff members of United States will give a report about a report that warned public of fart dangerous. "Fart, if you keep smell fart, it can cause headache, eyes problem, emfisema, suffocate, broncitis and heart attack".

Each year, around 130,000 people died in US because of fart and many of them suffered a serious disease because being exposed to fart environment", the doctor says. He added, "People should realize that fart can affected people's health".

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What's Up With Fart?

Where fart comes from?
From the gas inside our intestine. The gas inside our intestine comes from the air that we inhaled, through the intestine from our blood, gas from chemical reaction & gas from bacteria inside our stomach.

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Farts and Dogs

Dogs have much stronger sense of smell than human.
Then what happened if they smell the fart?
What do you think of this question?

I experimented on my dog, John.
I expected he ran away or barked.
But his reaction was totally different.

John usually comes running to me when I come home.
He bites my hand or a bag, and jumps at me with his tail waving.
He loves me and I loves him.

On the very day, he dashed to me and bite my holdings.
I played with him some time and when his face approached
my hip, I farted.
Boo! Yes! A big one! I got it!

When he heard the sound, he got very surprised.
He stopped, and got alert for something.
As you know, he was surprised at rather the sound
than the smell of my fart.
Where does it come?
What is that sound?
I farted again.
He seriously looked around many times.

For the dogs, fart is a strange visitor.

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Farting Woman

This is really funny. Look at those people, they were acting so funny because they thought that the woman was really farting!!

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Fart Championship

This is another fart competition that you have to watch. It's really funny!!

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Chinese Farted

This video might not be funny but it makes you smile. If you can't even smile, it means that you have a problem ; p

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Fart Story

An old woman went to a clinic to be examined. The doctor asked to the old woman what's her problem.

The old woman answered that she had a problem with her fart because it didn't produce any sounds and she didn't smell anything. As she knew that she just farted 10 times while in a office just now.

Because her fart didn't have any sound and stinks, she didn't realize it just happened. The doctor listening carefully and gave the old woman a list of pills that need to be taken. The doctor the old woman to take the pills for a week and after that come and see him again.

After a week, the old woman came back to the clinic and complained her dissatisfaction to the doctor.

"I don't know what you just gave me but the odors around me was really stink & I still couldn't hear anything the smells were really bad", she complained.

"Good, now your smelling problem is healed and we are about to heal your hearing problem", the doctor said.

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The Haunted Elevator

There was a story about a building that was said to be haunted. They said when the building was built, they heard stories about a contractor workers fell down from the top of the building and died immediately. Also, about a guy who just broke off with his girlfriend decided to suicide by jumping off the building and died immediately. Because of the dead stories that many people heard of, the building was haunted. Even though the stories were like 5 years ago but yet it stills instill in people's mind and they couldn't resist it.

I had a friend working there and he always working overtime and sometimes he worked until late night. He told me when he first started his job working there, he faces many obstacles, I mean like seeing ghosts, something like that. One day, he worked until late & the clock shows it's already 1am, he knew that it was time to go home. So, he took the elevator because that was the only option to bring you down fast instead of using stairs.

So he pressed the button G (which means ground) & he's actually working on the 20th floor. The elevator brought him down floor by floor until it stopped at 13th floor but he keeps pressing the button G. He always wondered that he was the only person who worked until late. Suddenly, the elevator door opened, a woman wearing white dresses came in & standing behind him. He pressed the G button and the elevator brought them floor by floor until on the 7th floor, he sniffed a very very bad smells, it's like a corpse or something or even stinky from that.

By that time, he knew standing behind him was a woman and he tried to be brave by looking at the woman. Slowly, he turned his head & look at the woman. He saw the woman's face turned pale & she says "I'm sorry I just farted, please don't get mad".

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The Bathtub Fart

People who would never in their life know one fart from another, who would like to act like farts don't exist, will have to admit that a Bathtub Fart is something special. It is the only fart you can see! What you see is the bubbles. The Bathtub Fart can be either single or multiple noted and fair or foul as to odor. It makes no difference. The farter's location is what does it. Maybe there is a kind of muffled pong and one big bubble. Or there may be a ping ping ping and a bunch of bubbles. The sound I should point out depends somewhat on the depth of the water and even more on the tub. If it is one of those big old heavy tubs with the funny legs you can get terrific sound effects. While one of the new thin ones half buried in the floor can be disappointing. But either way, as long as the water is deep enough, whatever the sound, up comes the bubble or bubbles and you have to be quick but glance back over your shoulder and you have seen it, the Bathtub Fart, the most positively identifiable fart known to man. It is a common fart and strictly for your own enjoyment unless you are a kid still young enough to take baths with your friends.

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The Fact About Fart

Fart is an English language vulgarism most commonly used in reference to flatulence. The word "fart" is generally considered unsuitable in a formal environment by modern English speakers, and it may be considered vulgar or offensive in some situations. Fart can be used as a noun or a verb.[1] The immediate roots are in the Middle English words ferten, feortan or farten; which is akin to the Old High German word ferzan. Cognates are found in old Norse, Slavic and also Greek and Sanskrit. The word "fart" has been incorporated into the colloquial and technical speech of a number of occupations, including computing.

Fart is sometimes used as a nonspecific derogatory epithet, often to refer to 'an irritating or foolish person', and potentially an elderly person, described as an 'old fart'. This may be taken as an insult when used in the second or third person, but can potentially be a term of endearment, or an example of self deprecatory humour when used in the first person.[2] The phrase 'boring old fart' was popularised in the UK in the late 1970s by the New Musical Express while chronicling the rise of punk. It was used to describe hippies and establishment figures in the music industry, forces of inertia against the new music.

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