The Haunted Elevator


There was a story about a building that was said to be haunted. They said when the building was built, they heard stories about a contractor workers fell down from the top of the building and died immediately. Also, about a guy who just broke off with his girlfriend decided to suicide by jumping off the building and died immediately. Because of the dead stories that many people heard of, the building was haunted. Even though the stories were like 5 years ago but yet it stills instill in people's mind and they couldn't resist it.

I had a friend working there and he always working overtime and sometimes he worked until late night. He told me when he first started his job working there, he faces many obstacles, I mean like seeing ghosts, something like that. One day, he worked until late & the clock shows it's already 1am, he knew that it was time to go home. So, he took the elevator because that was the only option to bring you down fast instead of using stairs.

So he pressed the button G (which means ground) & he's actually working on the 20th floor. The elevator brought him down floor by floor until it stopped at 13th floor but he keeps pressing the button G. He always wondered that he was the only person who worked until late. Suddenly, the elevator door opened, a woman wearing white dresses came in & standing behind him. He pressed the G button and the elevator brought them floor by floor until on the 7th floor, he sniffed a very very bad smells, it's like a corpse or something or even stinky from that.

By that time, he knew standing behind him was a woman and he tried to be brave by looking at the woman. Slowly, he turned his head & look at the woman. He saw the woman's face turned pale & she says "I'm sorry I just farted, please don't get mad".

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The Bathtub Fart


People who would never in their life know one fart from another, who would like to act like farts don't exist, will have to admit that a Bathtub Fart is something special. It is the only fart you can see! What you see is the bubbles. The Bathtub Fart can be either single or multiple noted and fair or foul as to odor. It makes no difference. The farter's location is what does it. Maybe there is a kind of muffled pong and one big bubble. Or there may be a ping ping ping and a bunch of bubbles. The sound I should point out depends somewhat on the depth of the water and even more on the tub. If it is one of those big old heavy tubs with the funny legs you can get terrific sound effects. While one of the new thin ones half buried in the floor can be disappointing. But either way, as long as the water is deep enough, whatever the sound, up comes the bubble or bubbles and you have to be quick but glance back over your shoulder and you have seen it, the Bathtub Fart, the most positively identifiable fart known to man. It is a common fart and strictly for your own enjoyment unless you are a kid still young enough to take baths with your friends.

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The Fact About Fart


Fart is an English language vulgarism most commonly used in reference to flatulence. The word "fart" is generally considered unsuitable in a formal environment by modern English speakers, and it may be considered vulgar or offensive in some situations. Fart can be used as a noun or a verb.[1] The immediate roots are in the Middle English words ferten, feortan or farten; which is akin to the Old High German word ferzan. Cognates are found in old Norse, Slavic and also Greek and Sanskrit. The word "fart" has been incorporated into the colloquial and technical speech of a number of occupations, including computing.

Fart is sometimes used as a nonspecific derogatory epithet, often to refer to 'an irritating or foolish person', and potentially an elderly person, described as an 'old fart'. This may be taken as an insult when used in the second or third person, but can potentially be a term of endearment, or an example of self deprecatory humour when used in the first person.[2] The phrase 'boring old fart' was popularised in the UK in the late 1970s by the New Musical Express while chronicling the rise of punk. It was used to describe hippies and establishment figures in the music industry, forces of inertia against the new music.

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Russell Peters Comedy Now!!



One of the best of Russell Peters. This guy is so hilarious and funny. His jokes are really make sense and funny. He's another best comedian. I provide you guys a torrent to download the full of Russell Peters.

Russell Peters Comedy Now!! (Click Here To Download)


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Free Gas


This wallpaper is also cute..Free gas means everything..is it free fart??lol

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I Would Like To Fart


Nice wallpaper huh? I'd Fart

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Gepupst Fart



It's so funny..lol...nice fart..

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Another Fart Sounds


Wet Fart Chii

Larry The Cable Guy

Fluffy

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Mrs Poop

Oh My!!This sexy lady show her ass that she can actually poops..lol...funny fart..lol

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Fart Fart Sounds Collection


Farty

Utot Fart

Pedos Fart

A nice fart collection..so hilarious..

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Fart Fish


Hahaha...So funny fart..

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Cameron Diaz Fart


This is what you get when you fart in public...lol

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Very Funny Plastic Blaster



So funny..lol

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Hilarious Hillary Fart



That was the most embarrassing moment of all time..so funny...lol

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Funny Fart Accident



This is like what...fart competition..lol...so hilarious..

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Hilarious Burp & Fart



That was funny fart..lol

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Free Fart Sounds


Haha Funny Fart

Dueling Farts

Fart

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No Fart Allowed

If this is for real I guess this is so funny..lol

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Did You Just Fart?


Nice funny prank pictures..

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Hilarious Funny Fart



The best part I had ever seen...so funny

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Very Funny Fart In Gym



Wow!!That was funny fart..lol

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Funny Fart Competition



So cute and funny though..

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Hilarious Bunny Fart



So cute..lol

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Very Funny AngryKid Fart



That was so funny...lol

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Surprise Sit Up



That was grozzz but funny though.

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Father & Son



This is funny and hilarious.

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Farting Baby Song



That was so cute and funny.

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Fart Mask



If I were him, I wouldn't do smell that fatso fart but that was so hilarious.

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Fart Animation



This animation is so creative and funny.

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Fart Sounds Collection 3

Fart Squeak 2

Fart Squeak 1

Fart 1

Fart 2

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I Like To Fart


Maybe you like this one..

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Fart Sounds Collection 2

Fart sounds collection 2:

Fart Technotone

Farting Rocket

Jurassic Park II

Dragon Voice

Dino

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Fart Picture

Fart Picture

This fart picture is really beautiful..Very funny...

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Fart Sounds Collection

Fart Sounds Collection:

Donald Duck Farting

Shot Fart

Voice of Monster

Jurassic Park

Baby Fart

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Sexy Beers & Fart


Sexy Beers & Fart

If you want to see some sexy chicks drink beers and fart then I guess this is the video. Anyway, she's hot and sexy. By the way, I don't really mind if she's farting or not. Who cares she's hot. : )

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Mr Eat

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Im Not Pregnant


Im Not Pregnant

At first, I thought the video was about a pregnant woman, then she suddenly fart and it's really hilarious.

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Fart & Smash


Fart & Smash

Farting while your friend studying is really not a good idea. Especially if your friend is a hot-tempered guy. Anyway, this is just funny and I like.

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Fart Ringtone


Fart Ringtone

I guess this is the funniest fart video (for me) I've ever seen and I wonder if I can get those fart ringtone so that i can prank my friends. Totally funny. : )

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Even Woman Fart


Even Woman Fart

Well for all woman out there, you guys don't have to worry whether we care or not if you guys just fart because we can accept it (even though it stinks), so don't worry because this funny fart video will tell you everything.

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Do Pretty Girls Fart?


Do Pretty Girls Fart?

If you may wondering if pretty girls do fart or not, I think this is the answer for your question. Mythbusters just revealed the answer for your question. Funny though.

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Big Sexy Fart

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Bad Time To Fart

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What was That

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The Fart King

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