What's Up With Fart


When talk about fart, people will automatically laugh. We heard about fart stories before from our friends, family or even ourselves. For me, fart is a normal thing and nothing gross about it. Even if my friends farted, I will just laugh. People who never fart is not normal. I have a fart story too, it happens two years ago when I was still in technical school. Just the day before, I had stomach problem, I keep fart and fart. I wondered maybe I had food poisoning. The next day, after school, I was having a lunch with my girlfriend, out of nowhere, I farted in front of my girlfriend. Then she looked at me, "Did you just farted?" I said "No". She said, "Stop lying!! Look at your pants, you just shit on it!!. Then my face turned red and I knew she didn't like people fart near her or what so ever. From that day also, we "break off" because she though I was gross and she just couldn't forget about that moment. Well, actually she puke after that..lol..But that was the funniest fart moment in my entire life and now, I'm not that type of guy anymore..

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Another Fart Story


A candidate for a post of officer not even one minute went out from the interview room. The other candidates waiting outside then asked"Damn!!That was really short, why?". Then the candidate said, "I just answered their question accurately, that's why it's just came out to be a short interview".

They asked again, "Wow!! You're good, what was the question actually?"
"Well. it's pretty easy, the chairman asked me, did you just fart?" Then I answered "Yes Sir!! I just farted, then he told me to get out!!

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Just Another Fart Facts


Washington: It might sounds funny and ridiculous but hospital staff members of United States will give a report about a report that warned public of fart dangerous. "Fart, if you keep smell fart, it can cause headache, eyes problem, emfisema, suffocate, broncitis and heart attack".

Each year, around 130,000 people died in US because of fart and many of them suffered a serious disease because being exposed to fart environment", the doctor says. He added, "People should realize that fart can affected people's health".

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What's Up With Fart?


Where fart comes from?
From the gas inside our intestine. The gas inside our intestine comes from the air that we inhaled, through the intestine from our blood, gas from chemical reaction & gas from bacteria inside our stomach.

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Farts and Dogs


Dogs have much stronger sense of smell than human.
Then what happened if they smell the fart?
What do you think of this question?

I experimented on my dog, John.
I expected he ran away or barked.
But his reaction was totally different.

John usually comes running to me when I come home.
He bites my hand or a bag, and jumps at me with his tail waving.
He loves me and I loves him.

On the very day, he dashed to me and bite my holdings.
I played with him some time and when his face approached
my hip, I farted.
Boo! Yes! A big one! I got it!

When he heard the sound, he got very surprised.
He stopped, and got alert for something.
As you know, he was surprised at rather the sound
than the smell of my fart.
Where does it come?
What is that sound?
I farted again.
He seriously looked around many times.

For the dogs, fart is a strange visitor.

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Farting Woman



This is really funny. Look at those people, they were acting so funny because they thought that the woman was really farting!!

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Fart Championship



This is another fart competition that you have to watch. It's really funny!!

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Chinese Farted



This video might not be funny but it makes you smile. If you can't even smile, it means that you have a problem ; p

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Fart Story


An old woman went to a clinic to be examined. The doctor asked to the old woman what's her problem.

The old woman answered that she had a problem with her fart because it didn't produce any sounds and she didn't smell anything. As she knew that she just farted 10 times while in a office just now.

Because her fart didn't have any sound and stinks, she didn't realize it just happened. The doctor listening carefully and gave the old woman a list of pills that need to be taken. The doctor the old woman to take the pills for a week and after that come and see him again.

After a week, the old woman came back to the clinic and complained her dissatisfaction to the doctor.

"I don't know what you just gave me but the odors around me was really stink & I still couldn't hear anything the smells were really bad", she complained.

"Good, now your smelling problem is healed and we are about to heal your hearing problem", the doctor said.

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